Hotlinks: Vote, Because It’s Your Civic Duty and Famous People Tell You to, It Looks like Lilo’s Headed Back to the Clink, and Cameron Diaz Struck out with RPatz

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It’s election day, and famous and non famous people alike are voting, because it doesn’t matter in America whether you are famous or not when it comes to the election (and that my friends is the American Dream.) Honey Boo Boo got a chicken for a pet, just like every little girl dreams of having…oh wait, that’s a pony. Never mind. And Christina Aguliera is determined to have her hair be all the beautiful colors of a double rainbow. These are our favorite links of the day…enjoy!

America’s Sweetheart Honey Boo Boo Child got a pet chicken.
(People)
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And America’s (other) Sweetheart Lindsay Lohan might be going to jail for lying to the cops.
(Huffington Post)
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Cameron Diaz hit on Robert Pattinson at a party. And just how did Mrs. Robinson try to seduce young, nubile RPatz you ask? “She was doing her big Cameron laugh at everything he said and trying really hard.” But he wasn’t into it, because vampires mate for life.
(Us Weekly)
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“Christina Aguilera’s Colorful Hair and Makeup: All the details!” F-CK THERE IS JUST SO MUCH TO LEARN!!
(Us Weekly)
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After you vote for President of the United States, you should vote on this important survey: Who wears bangs better, Britney Spears or Beyonce?
(People)
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This woman makes $260 a day by cuddling with strangers. That’s like $50 bucks a spoon…or even more if you want to be the big spoon.
(Dailymail)
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Bobby Brown got drunk and blamed it on his daughter, because he is the Father of the Year.
(Radar)
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President Obama chilled with Jay and Bey and enjoyed being awesome.
(E)

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Celebrities remind you to vote with a little humor: